chillin-and-illin:

moirallegianceismagic:

ive been waiting my whole life for this gifset

My spirit animal.

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

ehating:

Today I tamed a wild ostrich and what did you do with your day?? Nothing, that’s what.

lychgate:

no way guys

bepeu:

it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot

haithinkimfunny:

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

onesveryexistence:

dominantlife:

contagioushappiness:

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

π

Love!

esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha