this fucked me up then and now
Accurate description of ponies
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
well the WebMD one is more accurate then it needs to be
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
"talk dirty to me"
my old school tried to do a production of hairspray the musical but there were only 2 black people in the entire school so they rewrote it using redheaded people
This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety
i want my wedding aisle to be a slip n slide
The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via
Hazel McCallion, everbody.
92 years old,
34 years in office,
$0 in debt
$700 million in reserve
Eight prime ministers
But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.
Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but
- supports a Palestinian state
- supports Aids CHarities
- told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
- nick named Hurricane Hazel
- and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells folks to give that money to charity
I will always reblog this lady.
This woman is officially my new hero.
In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.
New hero in life.